That's What Bilbo Baggins Hates

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(New page: ==Lyrics== Chip the glasses and crack the plates! Blunt the knives and bend the forks! That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates -- Smash the bottles and burn the corks! Cut the cloth and tread o...)
 
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==Lyrics==
 
==Lyrics==
Chip the glasses and crack the plates!
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Chip the glasses and crack the plates!<br>
Blunt the knives and bend the forks!
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Blunt the knives and bend the forks!<br>
That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates --
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That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates --<br>
Smash the bottles and burn the corks!
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Smash the bottles and burn the corks!<br>
 
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Cut the cloth and tread on the fat!
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Cut the cloth and tread on the fat!<br>
Pour the milk on the pantry floor!
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Pour the milk on the pantry floor!<br>
Leave the bones on the bedroom mat!
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Leave the bones on the bedroom mat!<br>
Splash the wine on every door!
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Splash the wine on every door!<br>
 
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Dump the crocks in a boiling bowl;
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Dump the crocks in a boiling bowl;<br>
Pound them up with a thumping pole;
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Pound them up with a thumping pole;<br>
And when you’ve finished, if any are whole,
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And when you’ve finished, if any are whole,<br>
Send them down the hall to roll!
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Send them down the hall to roll!<br>
 
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That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates!
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That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates!<br>
 
So, carefully! Carefully with the plates!
 
So, carefully! Carefully with the plates!
  
 
==Setting==
 
==Setting==

Revision as of 19:11, 18 January 2009

Lyrics

Chip the glasses and crack the plates!
Blunt the knives and bend the forks!
That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates --
Smash the bottles and burn the corks!

Cut the cloth and tread on the fat!
Pour the milk on the pantry floor!
Leave the bones on the bedroom mat!
Splash the wine on every door!

Dump the crocks in a boiling bowl;
Pound them up with a thumping pole;
And when you’ve finished, if any are whole,
Send them down the hall to roll!

That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates!
So, carefully! Carefully with the plates!

Setting

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